Dumb girl spills tea

Once i got out of alcohol class i came back to my suite where this dumb girl came to watch one tree hill. First of all, this could be the worst show ever created, boring you with the problems of unattractive middle aged women. Secondly, she spilled sweet tea on half of the couch and is now crowding me, luckily she smells kinda good. Lastly, she said I smelled like cigarettes which just isn't cool sometimes. We'll see where the night goes from here...